AKA Don Don: Mugshot Edition / Bambi and Thumper Mega-Mix (2017)

Behold the "brains" of the operation, as I most long to see him - embarking on his prison years (ideally at Guantanamo Bay).

I recognize that I'm not so great at capturing photorealistic likenesses, so instead I've been trying to focus completely on key personality traits. With Daddy Crime Boss it was loudmouthed rage and incomprehensible stupidity. With Melanomia, a pouty indifference to anything beyond her closet.

In this case, what I'd hoped to convey was smugness and criminality, so he had to look dim, he had to look smug, and you had to be able to picture him doing most or all of the following: jerking off to Guns and Ammo, pulling the wings off flies, tweeting something that makes you want to smash his fucking face in - and single handed, through hubris and idiocy, bringing down every last one of them.